![]() Meanwhile, when you’re not brandishing your hockey stick, one of the other things you could be doing with your time is learning about the plight of the beleagured Key Largo Wood Rat. Yes!! Thank you Government of Alberta! Long live clarity of written speech. Just in case you thought the following poster was an example of the increasing problem we’re having with Fake Posters, here is the link: Īnd here is the poster: Plus, if they cough or sneeze you can also whack them with the hockey stick Same thing.Īnyways, apparently somebody else had second thoughts-or even first thoughts-about Social Distancing and decided to do something about it. Or maybe it was from the Government Of Alberta. I thought maybe I was the only one who had a Social Distancing bone stuck in my throat until I saw this poster put out by the Department Of Thinking Up Things You Can Do With A Hockey Stick. Socially distanced couple immediately after a fight over toilet paper. If the viruses had genetically-modified nano-gunsights, that is.īasically, I don’t think Social Distancing is a very precise name for a behavioural constraint. Meanwhile you would remain square in the genetically-modified nano-gunsights of any stray viruses that might happen to be wafting your way from the other person. ![]() ![]() To me, that would be an example of being socially distant but still physically proximate. These things would include picking up musical instruments, playing them in some cases, trying to buy paint (assuming you don’t live in the State of Michigan), painting things, taking note of the fact that zoo animals are now fornicating at an alarming rate because nobody is gawking at them, and last but not least, figuring out that “Social Distancing” is just a pretentious way of saying “Don’t get too close to other people.”Īfter all, you could be right beside someone but remain mute and/or generally uncommunicative. Many of us have excess time on our hands these days and some of us are even putting it to good use doing all kinds of things. ![]()
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